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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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i am EXTREMELY EXCITED for the spin off! is that bad? ahahahah

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I think I wanna marry you…

unpluggedoutlet:

THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED BITCHES!!!

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this is the food of the Gods i say! mmmmmmmmmmmm

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tuesdayromantic:

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gaymeoutofmymind:

this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen

this is

well

fuck

this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is

just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to

I am so confused. This is literally the gayest thing I have ever seen, and I don’t think it will ever be trumped. I thought it couldn’t be gayer but then there was a naked guy back there.

I don’t know if this should be added to the list of exceptions to when there is no correct time or place for Celine Dion or what.

So they just strolled out of gay town… 

 ICAN’T WATCH THE WHOLE THING OMG DYING OF LAUGHTER

i got as far as the sudden naked man then i lost my shit

What.

THE FUCK.

Did I just watch?

yep because my blog didnt have enough gay i needed to add this

one of the FUNNIEST things i have seen!!! 

SUDDEN NAKED MAN   o__O 

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